PINgg //*PONgg -ness .: September 2007
pingg : play with us ! pongg : yes yes ! you can click on us , drag us , bounce us , ANYTHING ! :D .

Wednesday, September 26, 2007
「 bouncing away 2:37 AM 」

pingg : i can't believe you ate my computer pongg .
pongg : but you said it was cake and chocolate mah ! and did i mention it tastes super bad ?
pingg : but that computer cost me $99999 leh pongg !!
pongg : it tastes like -$99999 !
pingg : AHHHHH ! PONGG you IDIOT !
pongg : what lah pingg ! don't so drama can anot ? wait i heart attack when i see you without your makeup on !
pingg : my fridge !! my television !! my handphone !! PINGPONG SONG CD !!!!
pongg : they all also look like cake and chocolate mah ! and that time you also said eat the electric stuff !
pingg : i said DON'T eat the ELECTRONIC stuff lah you stupid pongg ! omg , i think i going to faint .
pongg : aiya , say don't so drama liao !
pingg : they cost $9999999999.99 leh pongg !
pongg : nevermind lah , i can sing for you mah . i sing the pingpong song for you lah pingg , don't sad okay ? *sings* do you know how it feels like , when your twin eats all your electrical stuff ¬ ne na ne na ne na ne na .
pingg : ELECTRONIC ! *faints* .


pingg : byee pongg . pongg : finally !

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pingg : hello pongg !
pongg : hello pingg !
pingg : pongg , do you know what it feels like , to love someone who's in a rush to throw you away ?
pongg : err .. no ? eh pingg , since when you so chim one .
pingg : since i found this song by enrique something . it's called the pingpong song leh pongg !
pongg : what the ? eh so cool , cooler than the blog leh !
pingg : er , you SAW a blog ? OUR blog ?
pongg : yalah pingg , but it tasted very ... electric .
pingg : *rushes to check computer* OMG pongg ! you ATE the computer ?!
pongg : yah , and the http://www.pingg---pongg.blogspot.com is the worst icing ever lah ! you said the blog was cake and chocolate mah pingg . but very not tasty leh .
pingg : my blogg .. my computer .. PING PONG SONG !!! .... *faints* .


pingg : byee pongg . pongg : finally !

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pingg : hello pongg !
pongg : hello pingg !
pingg : did you see our blog yet ?
pongg : huh what blog ? is it a cake ? chocolate ?
pingg : omg pongg , you are so outdated !!
pongg : what ?! what ?! what's a blog ?! tell me pingg !!
pingg : fine . it's like an online journal found on the internet .
pongg : ohh , can i see it pingg ?
pingg : okay , just go to http://www.pingg---pongg.blogspot.com .
pongg : and that's the icing of the cake , right ?


pingg : byee pongg . pongg : finally !

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pingg : hello pongg ! can you help me with this jigsaw puzzle ? it's very de hard , i can't even find the edges !
pongg : don't they have the picture on the box ?
pingg : yeah , it's a rooster pongg !
pongg : let me see !
pongg : just put the cereal back into the box lah pingg !

*this script was adapted from 98.7 . pingg and pongg do not claim any ownership to this script .


pingg : byee pongg . pongg : finally !

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pingg : look pongg !
pongg : what pingg !
pingg : i got 900/1000 for my test pongg ! and i didn't even study pongg !
pongg : how can pingg ? i only got 899 luh pingg . and i studied for 4 months pingg !
pingg : imagine if i had studied pongg ! i'd have gotten 999 or full marks pongg ! i'm a genious pongg !
pongg : whatever pingg , do not be complacent with your lucky sudden windfall that had apparently came out of the blue , pingg .
pingg : err .... o - kay ?
pongg : let me see your test paper results pingg !
pongg : i knew it pingg ! you're not a lucky pingg after all ! *turns paper upside down and shoves it into pingg's face* you didn't get a 900 ! you got a 006/1000 ! hahaha pingg !
pingg : oww , pongg outsmarted me .. again ! *cries* .

-PONgg posted . (: .


pingg : byee pongg . pongg : finally !

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pingg : hello pongg !
pongg : hello pingg !
pingg : look at my new T-shirt pongg !
pongg : it looks exactly like mine , pingg !
pingg : no pongg , mine has a letter 'P' in front , as in 'P' for pingg !
pongg : NO ! it stands for pongg lah , pingg !
pingg : NO ! it stands for pingg . because you spell pingg like this , 'p' , 'i' , 'n' , 'g' , 'g' .
pongg : it stands for pongg lahh pingg !
pingg : pingg lah !
pongg : pongg lah !
pingg : pingg !!!
pongg : pongg !!!
store owner : actually , 'P' stands for 'Puma' , as in the brand of you T-shirts pingg and pongg .
pingg &pongg : ohhh ..

this is what pingg and pongg are (: . we'll post our thrawted comedy on this blog . and yall can comment or whatever (: . and if it's not funny , please tell us . we'll try to improve on that particular scripts . we do have pictures drawn by pingg and pongg to illustarte the comdedies but now it's so close to PSLE and yah , i don't have camera connection to this laptop . so after PSLE i'll go to pingg's house and we'll post all the pictures yah ? (: .
-PONgg posted (: .


pingg : byee pongg . pongg : finally !

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